About Me
Hi, I’m Ryan. I like long walks on the beach, poetry, and making snarky pop-culture t-shirt designs for fun and profit. Actually, I was lying about the beach part. I hate beaches. I always run into trouble on beaches. Like that one time I almost got swept away in a tornado (no seriously, true story).
Anyway, I digress. Where was I? Ah! Yes! T-shirts. They’re great aren’t they? They make up at least 96% of my wardrobe. Having said that, I rather like having a good variety of them. Variety is the spice of life after all. I suppose the easy thing would be to just buy whatever t-shirts I suppo…what? what’s that? Get to the point??
Ugh, fine. So I have silly ideas sometimes. And once in a while, those silly ideas turn into doodles in Adobe Illustrator, and if I’m feeling particularly stupid, I’ll put it on t-shirts, hoodies, tank tops, hats, socks, rompers, that embarrassing sweater you got from the thrift store that one time, those crazy oversized jeans raver kids used to wear in the 90s, the fabulous, most groovy…BELLBOTTOMS (huuuh!) BELLBOTTOMS (YEE-AY-AH!), alligator sho…what? I’m just naming things now? Okay. Fine. And?? What? What did I do BEFORE all of this? I dunno. Something with computers, I guess…